awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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