apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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