I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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