i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
honey bunches of taint.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
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BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I party with great urgency now.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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