Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
two words...techno handjob
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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