I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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