Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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