You surviving the open bar?
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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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