He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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