Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
