So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
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my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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