Well apparently he's into motor boating.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
