then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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