Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
