Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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