I wish i was in the wii world.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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