He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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