I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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