i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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