i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Maybe he injected his testicle?
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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