So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
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The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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