So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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