They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Your cock deserves a montage
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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