no. you can't hotbox the world.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
