i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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