we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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