Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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