Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
