doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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