I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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