Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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