Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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