I heard we made out
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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