I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
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Even my vagina gasped.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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