Its about making memories worth repressing
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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