they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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