i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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