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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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