you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
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I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
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so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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