i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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