So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Shame - the story of my life.
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