it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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