just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
