i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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