I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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