Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
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well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
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Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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