You're completely useless in the revolution.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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