In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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