i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Randomize
