The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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