no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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