you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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