I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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