Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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