my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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