those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Randomize
