just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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